10 reasons why dogs are overrated

Obviously they are not. This is a joke for people who still read listicles. If your dog is beside you right now, you have already lost the argument.

1. They never let you eat alone. Every snack is a group project.
2. Exercise. Rain or shine, someone still wants a walk.
3. Fur as a second wardrobe. Black clothes were a nice idea once.
4. Emotional support that works both ways. You thought you were adopting them; they adopted your calendar.
5. The bed is no longer yours. You are renting space at the foot of the mattress.
6. Delivery drivers know your dog better than your neighbours.
7. Vet bills remind you that love has a line item. See our dog insurance guide.
8. They ruin “tough” personas. One head tilt and you are done.
9. They age too fast. The only unfair clause in the contract.
10. You will do it all again. Which proves the title wrong.

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