10 reasons why cats are overrated

Your cat did not approve this headline. Neither did we. Read on anyway.

1. Keyboard ergonomics consultant. They are unpaid and opinionated.
2. 3am parkour. Silence is overrated too, apparently.
3. The litter box. A small sandbox with big opinions.
4. Hair ties vanish. Science has no explanation; cats do.
5. “Independent” until the bowl is one hour late.
6. They sit on the one black item you own.
7. Vet and insurance still apply. See cat insurance.
8. They pretend not to know their name. They know.
9. Guests get judged from the top of the bookshelf.
10. You would still die for them. Case closed.

Explore cat breeds in Australia or the dog version of this nonsense.